Last but NEVER least, Holbox.
/As we rounded the last stop of our journey, Chantal and I knew we had to end it on a small, beautiful, white sand/clear water island. And that is what we did. We left Velladolid, by bus, of course, to a tiny northern town, Chiquita, where we took a half hour ferry over to Isla de Holbox. (The island is pronounced Hol-bosh so you don't make the mistake we did originally).
We were greeted by a nice local in a dune-buggy who bumped us down dirt paths with huge potholes filled with the previous night's rain water. We pulled up to our Air BnB that was literally a tiki hut tucked away in the jungle. Let's just say we lived the tropical island life during the day... and had a rustic experience at night. The days on the island are pure magic. The sun is beaming, the aquamarine water sparkles, and hammocks sway in the Caribbean air. There were days where we just walked down the beach for miles, found a sandy patch where dots of other people were far away, and relaxed in the water for hours. The shoreline is shallow water for easily 50 yards, so we could submerge ourselves but sit comfortably and drink a Sol. We enjoyed the island-style life to the point where we only had an assumption of what time it was based on where the sun was shining.
At night though...different story. I wasn't kidding when I said jungle. There is a simple equation to this: Jungle + thatched roof + unknown nocturnal animals + odd sounds = no sleep. The first couple nights were frightening, though we were trying not to be tourists and overreact. Put it this way- it's nighttime, you're getting ready for bed, there's no such thing as WiFi, the lights are out, and you hear loud sounds all around you, ESPECIALLY on the top of your tied-together straw roof. It literally sounded like someone was thrashing our roof open... for HOURS. I know we used to be TEAM NO-STOP in Bali, but we are TEAM NO SLEEP. It got to the point where we had to WhatsApp the landlord letting him know we "feel unsafe, and want to see what our options are." Laughing at it now, he met with us, and said, "Guys, it's just large raccoons. They can't break in, and what do you expect in a jungle on an island?" We felt a little silly but ended up getting our best sleep during the day. On the beach. Far from the jungle.
Other than that, Holbox exceeded our expectations on all levels. The food was amazing, especially the filet mignon at La Parrilla and the famous lobster pizza and homemade pasta you can find around the small town plaza. Chantal's repeating, "Tell them about the shrimp tacos on the banana tortillas at Mardarina and the motuleños you loved at La Isla Del Colibri." Alma Bar has a rooftop pool and specializes in mojitos and epic sunsets.
We sat outside small street-side restaurants, watched travelers mixed with locals, and ate delicious food as barefoot locals jammed out on the ukulele and drum. We stopped to watch a pickup basketball game as we ate dessert. We hit muddy potholes in a golf cart that maxed out at 7 miles-per-hour and that was the fastest we went all week. Slowed down. Kept it simple.